January 2013
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December 2012
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October 2012
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BEFORE YOU REBLOG THAT STATUE OF LIBERTY PHOTO FOR... →
Shopped maybe, but will it blend?
September 2012
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In September of 2011 I decided to try to watch 100...
This year was a lesson in endurance, or lack thereof. I watched 64 movies in the five six months and only 25 in the last seven. However I did just watch my 30 hour of Breaking Bad in roughly a month, so, substitute goods I guess.
The Pledge
The Resident
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
One Flew Over The Coo Coo Nest
Misery
McGruber
Contagion
Cube
Drive
Hatchet
Deliverance
Moneyball
The Exorcism of Emily...
July 2012
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June 2012
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May 2012
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Dream Journal #6
Before his stand up routine, Aziz Ansari solicited $1500 bids to vote on whether the content of the show would be that of his smiley and goofy self, or a rough and angry alter-ego (not wholly unlike his Funny People character, Randy, which he has been known to bring out from time to time). I accidentally put too many zeros on my check, and he decided that $15,000 was enough for me to now have...
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Dream Journal #5
Had a dream that Katie and I were gliding through the air trying to infiltrate an heavily guarded fortress. We came up short and fell in the moat where we were attacked by alligators. I did my best to fend them off but we quickly became overwhelmed. At that point I told Katie, “This is your dream. You need to control it and move us to safety. If you can’t get that done very quickly I...
April 2012
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Dream Journal #4
Had a dream that I was up working all last night. Woke up exhausted.
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March 2012
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May the odds be ever in your favor
Who’s excited for Friday’s release of the Hunger Games movie! Everyone right? Well if it is indeed everyone I could be in some trouble.
Hollywood Stock Exchange is a website that lets you play with fake money (HSX bucks), betting on the box office success (or failure) of all new releases. I have been playing for a while and betting on the Hunger Games just seemed like the thing to...
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“The ability to split atoms and extract energy from them was one of the more...”
– Oliver Morton of The Economist
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February 2012
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About 5 million people worldwide have a birthday...
…or so says the “news” ticker in my office building’s elevator. I found myself very intrigued by this statistic. Let’s break it down a bit here. I saw this less than 2 min ago and I am going to compose at the keyboard so this could be sloppy but bear with me.
First let’s recognize that the probably of being born on any given day is the same across all days. I...
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January 2012
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Dream Journal #3
I travel to a backwoods community center that turns out to be a commune for cultists and radicals. They request contributions for an up coming “field trip” and then kill their visitors by first covering them in a flammable rubbery paste made cotton balls and gasoline and then locking them in a room with fire breathing bees.
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New Theme. New Focus.
I am hoping to start moving away from simply re blogging funny photos and to start putting a lot more personal thoughts and original content on this page. The new theme I chose (Single A) reflects that change in focus. The text posts should read a lot easier and there is a lot more clean space. But don’t worry, animals doing stupid things and people falling on their faces will still dominate...
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trying out some new themes
please hang with me while i fiddle with all the options available to me. ill post again when i feel like i have it all how i want it.
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December 2011
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Dream Journal #2
A friend of mine admits he is afflicted with an addiction where he sneaks out in the night, heads into the woods, finds moose pee, freezes it, and gnaws on his moose pee ice in guilt filled privacy.
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Dream Journal #1
I have decided to start documenting some of the stranger things I dream about. Here is the first of what will hopefully be many bizarre excerpts
11/8/2011
At a banquet style dinner in a new town it is revealed that I have been chosen as a sacrifice so that this 45 year old bearded man can have his teeth back that he lost in an accident years ago.
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My Best Of 2011
This list is not meant to be a comprehensive review, it will only include things I have experienced in the last year and my decision will be completely dependent on MY experience . Finally entries need not be released/debuted in 2011. All that matters is that I enjoyed them this last year.
The first entry is my winner. The runners-up are roughly ordered but less thought was given after the number...
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The Year of the QB
4 nfl quarterbacks need to average less than 330 passing yds/game through the last 3 games to break marino’s single season passing record of 5084.
brees (239) @min alt car brady (271) @den mia buf rodgers (320) @kc chi det eli (327) wsh @nyj dal
im very excited to watch this story line unfold. can you imagine if eli breaks the record and finishes fourth!
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