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Jan 24th

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Jan 12th

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Dream Journal #3

I travel to a backwoods community center that turns out to be a commune for cultists and radicals. They request contributions for an up coming “field trip” and then kill their visitors by first covering them in a flammable rubbery paste made cotton balls and gasoline and then locking them in a room with fire breathing bees.

Jan 12th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 7th

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New Theme. New Focus.

I am hoping to start moving away from simply re blogging funny photos and to start putting a lot more personal thoughts and original content on this page. The new theme I chose (Single A) reflects that change in focus. The text posts should read a lot easier and there is a lot more clean space. But don’t worry, animals doing stupid things and people falling on their faces will still dominate...

Jan 5th

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trying out some new themes

please hang with me while i fiddle with all the options available to me. ill post again when i feel like i have it all how i want it.

Jan 5th

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Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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Dream Journal #2

A friend of mine admits he is afflicted with an addiction where he sneaks out in the night, heads into the woods, finds moose pee, freezes it, and gnaws on his moose pee ice in guilt filled privacy.

Dec 31st

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Dream Journal #1

I have decided to start documenting some of the stranger things I dream about. Here is the first of what will hopefully be many bizarre excerpts 11/8/2011 At a banquet style dinner in a new town it is revealed that I have been chosen as a sacrifice so that this 45 year old bearded man can have his teeth back that he lost in an accident years ago.

Dec 24th

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My Best Of 2011

This list is not meant to be a comprehensive review, it will only include things I have experienced in the last year and my decision will be completely dependent on MY experience . Finally entries need not be released/debuted in 2011. All that matters is that I enjoyed them this last year. The first entry is my winner. The runners-up are roughly ordered but less thought was given after the number...

Dec 18th

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The Year of the QB

4 nfl quarterbacks need to average less than 330 passing yds/game through the last 3 games to break marino’s single season passing record of 5084. brees (239) @min alt car brady (271) @den mia buf rodgers (320) @kc chi det eli (327) wsh @nyj dal im very excited to watch this story line unfold. can you imagine if eli breaks the record and finishes fourth!

Dec 16th

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